艾伦·戴维斯

Alan Davies

饰：Donald Roberts,Older Dave

玛汀·麦古基安

Martine McCutcheon

饰：Gertie Roberts

TJ Herbert

饰：Roy Oliver

拉尔斯·阿兰兹-汉森

Lars Arentz-Hansen

萨凡纳·贝克尔

Savannah Baker

Brenock O'Connor

Brenock O'Connor

饰：David Roberts

Savannah Baker

饰：Ruby McQueen

马克·戴蒙德

Mark Dymond

饰：Peter Batchelor

亚当·迪康

Adam Deacon

饰：Herbie Lane

Alex Woodhall

Alex Woodhall

饰：Ginger Warburton

Jim Conway

饰：Barry Stringer

Roger O'Hara

饰：Policeman #2

Séan Garnier

饰：West Ham Coach,(as Sean Garnier)

Jason Rhodes

饰：'Robbo' West Ham Player

杰米·弗尔曼

Jamie Foreman

饰：Charlie McQueen

伊万·麦金托什

Ewen MacIntosh

饰：Derek Dobson

Gareth Hale

饰：Dick Ellis

丹尼·米迪温特

Danny Midwinter

饰：Tony Soper

托米·梅

Tomi May

饰：Jeff Barnes

Betsy Blue English

饰：Angie

安东尼·柯斯塔

Antony Daniel Costa

饰：Football Show Presenter

Rav Wilding

饰：Policeman #1

丹尼尔·希尔

Daniel Hill

饰：Mr. Travis

Mark Griffin

饰：'Brian' West Ham Manager

Scott Wickes

Scott Wickes

饰：'Steve' West Ham Player

Joan Hodges

Joan Hodges

饰：Mrs. Meredith

汤姆·欧文

Tom Owen

饰：Mr. Blake

克里斯托弗·福什

Christopher Fosh

饰：Burly Steward