安迪·瑟金斯

Andy Serkis

饰：Anthony 'Spider' Dale

萨莎·拜伦·科恩

Sacha Baron Cohen

饰：Vinnie

Jean Ashborne

饰：Mrs. Pearson

Charlton Athletic Under 13s

饰：Youth Team

Irving Conway

饰：Club Secretary

Taggy Elliott

饰：Toddler

Jamie Glassman

饰：Office Lackey

马克·福斯特

Mark Frost

饰：Marco 'Lanky Twat' De La Billiere

米洛·图梅

Milo Twomey

饰：Desmond 'Des' Dixon

Rebecca Craig

饰：Annie

Edward Woodall

饰：Keith 'Bullit' Bayfield

Rupam Maxwell

Rupam Maxwell

饰：Dave 'The Rave' Cooper

Jo Martin

Jo Martin

饰：Tina

Sean Graham

Sean Graham

饰：Gav 'Big Gav' Butley

Mike Ames

Mike Ames

饰：Des' Dad

Patrick Lennox

饰：Half A Shandy Andy

Tom McCabe

饰：Annie's Father

Chris Stanton

Chris Stanton

饰：Mike

Jenny Walters

饰：Louise,(as Jenny Waters)

安东·桑德斯

Anton Saunders

饰：Steven 'Skids' Linden,(as Anton Saunders)

马特·威尔金森

Matt Wilkinson

饰：Bruce 'Smarmy Bruce' Dean

Yolande Davis

Yolande Davis

饰：Kate

Sophie Linfield

Sophie Linfield

饰：Goth Girl

Morgan Walters

Morgan Walters

饰：Dr. Feelan

Melissa Wilson

饰：Chelsea