莱斯利·尼尔森

Leslie Nielsen

饰：弗兰克 Lt. Frank Drebin

普瑞希拉·普雷斯利

Priscilla Presley

饰：珍 Jane Spencer

乔治·肯尼迪

George Kennedy

饰：Captain Ed Hocken

罗伯特·顾雷特

Robert Goulet

饰：Quentin Hapsburg

理查德·格雷弗斯

Richard Griffiths

饰：Dr. Albert S. Meinheimer,Earl Hacker

杰奎琳·布鲁克斯

Jacqueline Brookes

饰：Commissioner Anabell Brumford

安东尼·詹姆斯

Anthony James

饰：Hector Savage

洛伊德·波奇纳

Lloyd Bochner

饰：Terence Baggett

蒂姆·奥康纳

Tim O'Connor

饰：Donald Fenswick

彼特·马克·里奇曼

Peter Mark Richman

饰：Arthur Dunwell

Ed Williams

Ed Williams

饰：Ted Olsen

John Roarke

饰：President George Bush

Margery Ross

饰：First Lady Barbara Bush

Peter Van Norden

饰：Chief of Staff John Sununu

Gail Neely

Gail Neely

饰：Winnie Mandela

科琳·菲茨帕特里克

Colleen Fitzpatrick

饰：Blues Singer at Blue Note Club

Sally Rosenblatt

饰：Mrs. Redmond

亚历山大·福克

Alexander Folk

饰：Crackhouse Cop

Jose Gonzales-Gonzales

饰：Mariachi (as José Gonzáles-Gonzáles)

拉里·麦考密克

Larry McCormick

饰：TV Reporter

克里夫·比米斯

Cliff Bemis

饰：Barbecue Dad

D.D. Howard

D.D. Howard

饰：Barbecue Mom

威廉·伍德森

William Woodson

饰：Hexagon Oil Commercial Announcer

梅尔·托尔梅

Mel Tormé

饰：Himself - Party Guest Dancing with Jane

莎莎·嘉宝

Zsa Zsa Gabor

饰：Herself

Bill Chemerka

Bill Chemerka

饰：White House Announcer

克里斯托弗·J·基恩

Christopher J. Keene

饰：Norm, Institute Guard

Ken Kerman

饰：Ken, Institute Guard

阿尔·法恩

Al Fann

饰：Al, Institute Guard

Tom McGreevey

饰：Waiter (as Thomas McGreevey)

James Gilstrap

饰：Sam, Blue Note Club Pianist

阿尔·杨科维克

'Weird Al' Yankovic

饰：Police Station Thug

吉娜·马斯特罗吉科莫

Gina Mastrogiacomo

饰：Monique De Carlo - Sex Shop Worker

Jeff Wright

饰：Sex Shop Assistant

C. Lindsay Workman

饰：Banquet Doorman

Gokul

饰：Apartment Resident (as Datta V. Gokhale)

John Stevens

饰：Banquet Butler

夏洛特扎克

Charlotte Zucker

饰：Banquet Lady

唐·柏格斯利

Don Pugsley

饰：Warehouse Thug

Carlos Betancourt

饰：Mariachi #2

Bernardo Márquez

饰：Mariachi #3

Margarito Mendoza

饰：Mariachi #4

Lee Terri

饰：Wheelchair Assault Witness

Claude Jay McLin

饰：Jock #1

Manny Perry

饰：Jock #2

Alex Zimmerman

饰：Jock #3

雷纳·希茨

Raynor Scheine

饰：Explosion Thug #1

约翰·弗利克

John Fleck

饰：Explosion Thug #2

Susan Breslan

Susan Breslan

饰：Banquet Woman #1

Leslie Maier

饰：Banquet Woman #2

Ron Rosenblatt

饰：Mr. Redmond

Jennifer Kretchmer

饰：Barbecue Daughter (as Jennifer Kretchmer)

Ryan Harrison

饰：Barbecue Son

罗伯特·韦尔

Robert Weil

饰：George Russell

Robert K. Weiss

饰：Obstetrician

罗伯特·罗卡什

Robert LoCash

饰：FBI Agent

Burton Zucker

饰：Lab Technician

Lewis Friedman

饰：Lab Technician

Bob Reitman

饰：Lab Technician

Gene Mueller

饰：Lab Technician

Gino Salomone

饰：Lab Technician

Robert J. Elisberg

饰：McTigue, Police Sketch Artist

Mindy Newborn

饰：Slave to the Composer

Jan Campbell

饰：Lady in Waiting

Wendy Hogan

饰：Lady in Waiting

Nathaniel Bellamy Jr.

饰：Basketball Player (uncredited)

Lisa Nunziella

饰：Dancer (uncredited)

大卫·扎克

David Zucker

饰：Davy Crockett

O·J·辛普森

Orenthal James Simpson

Jennifer Segal

苏珊·布雷斯劳

Susan Breslau

饰：Party Guest